marika

laura: a si sa vezi tampitii..ca sa nu fuga delfinii raneste unu sau doi sa curga sange si ceilalti nu mai pleaca ca delfinii nu isi sparasesc membrii raniti..
laura : my hair sat on ends
laura : poate ca de fapt cand murim..sunt mai multi dumnezei stii si se uita la noi cum ne uitam noi la homari la restaurant cand alegem unul sa il gateasca aia
laura : si cand murim.ne alege de fapt cineva to eat our soul
Florina : :))
laura : lucky i'm not spiritually pure, or tender
Florina : ne pune cineva pe frigaruie
laura : da...
Florina : sau ne mananca vii ca asiaticii cu caracatita aia care se zbate in gura
laura : crantz
Florina : exact
Florina : ma intreb ce s-a gandit primul om care a descoperit-o
Florina : i shall eat thsi alive
laura : cred ca in general este gatita...doar in Old Guy o mananca ala
Florina : nu nu
Florina : am vazut la discovery
Florina : e un semn de masculinitate
Florina : :))
laura : probabil un conartist a inventat-o oricum
laura : "pentru potenta"
Florina : "i shall not marry you dear unless you eat a live fish !
Florina : bai uita-te la grizzly man
laura : am vazut ma
Florina : you did?
laura : da, nu m-am uitat integral probabil dar am prins esentialul
Florina : ai vazut cand punea mana pe cacatul ursului?
laura : asta nu
Florina : "this has been inside of her...this has been inside of her"
Florina : "it's number twoooo...mr.chocolate did number twooo
Florina : "i love youuuu!!!
Florina : i love you, mr. fox
Florina : si de fapt, nu ii ajuta cu nimic pe bears.
Florina : cum a zis regizorul ala, super tare shaul by the way "i could not see in them but the blank, indifferent stare of nature" sau ceva de genu
laura : hm..de lillo a zis ceva de privirea unui cal
laura : dar e true ca dupa mult timp incepi sa ii intelegi and shit
Florina : tu ii intelegi, dar ei nu te inteleg pe tine.
Florina : te accepta o pula, it's just a matter of time
Florina : until you get eaten
laura : i still like horses
laura : mi se par cel mai greu si totusi cel mai usor de inteles
Florina : caii?
laura : buy me a horse on amazon pls
Florina : ce sa intelegi?
Florina : ihaaa
Florina : :))
Florina : god, cand va aud
laura : caii sunt foarte distincti
laura : ca pesonalitati
Florina : i bet..you can have all sorts of conversations
laura : ca si pisicile si cateii dealtfel
laura : muie
Florina : good old silent conversation, where you talk and they stare back at you
Florina : :))
laura : nu e asa :))
Florina : nu nu
Florina : da cum e?
Florina : iti raspunde - pt "da" loveste cu copita o data, pt nu de 2 ori
laura : well, caii blajini nu sunt atat de desi pe cat crezi tu
laura : "crazy horse" nu e doar a joke
laura : you must bond
laura : aaaand
laura : muie la tona
Florina : but...there's no freaking dialogue!
laura : n-am zis ca dialoghezi...in human terms
laura :))
Florina : oh yea
Florina : a mental bond
Florina : :))
laura : its all about empathy
Florina : it's about iti dau mancare daca faci schema aia etc.
laura : you have obviously never been chased across a plane by a playfull horse
Florina no i haven't
laura : some horses drool, others do not
Florina : ah i see.
Florina : a great distinction.
laura : si unii sunt nebuni patologic
laura : and have pretty colors
Florina : and that should make me adore horses?
laura : sunt ....estetici
laura : and smell disctinct
Florina : they do smell distinct, that's true
Florina a cacat
Florina : si a grajd
laura : a natura baibe
Florina : exactly:))
Florina : i think their history is tragic and disgusting.
Florina : hai cu saua pe spinare..
Florina : biciu..
Florina : trage trasura..
Florina : they should have never been domesticized.
laura : a yea totally, dar vobrbesc de caii care nu sunt servili
laura : si au vene misto
laura : and plus...ce alt animal te ia in carca i-haa>
laura e o idee frumoasa si romantica
laura : ce imi trezeste cele mai kitch sentimente
Florina : i'd rather have a...
Florina : hmmm
Florina : human baby
Florina : nu te ia in carca , ii pui tu o sha si un ham de gat, si acoperitoare d-alea la ochi, si il lovesti in coaste cu adidasii
laura : cred ca am vazut de prea multe ori "man by the snow white river" cand eram mica
Florina : eu am vazut black beauty
Florina : what a load of shit
laura : eh,,varianta cu animale la "little house on the prery” sau “dr quin”
Florina : in schimb, cand delfinii urmaresc vapoarele cu oameni that's true bonding, fara constrangeri si sele si biciuri
laura : am vazut delfini acum o saptamana
laura : in port
Florina : morti pe plaja banuiesc?
Florina :))
Florina : de la poluare
laura : nunu..sareau pe acolo la 2 m de noi
Florina : ii
Florina : saracii..in mare neagra
laura : e posibil sa nu se poescuiasa delfini la noi
Florina : pai nu..ca mai sunt 2
laura : da, probabil
Florina : eu am vazut odata unu mort pe plaja la mal
laura : si eu
laura : coincidence!?
Florina : :))
Florina : o fi fost acelasi
laura : sau UFO invasion?
laura : :))
Florina : si la cativa kilometrii departare: nea gicu deserteaza din fabrici
laura : se joaca cu dimanita
laura : ka-boom
laura : e greu sa fii delfin la noi
Florina ): ou..dear ol' humanity
laura : cu patura aia de...uhm..de..*squeezes memory of scoala generala *
laura : chestii toxice
laura : de pe fund
Florina :))
Florina : am participat odata la o expozitie pt salvarea delfinilor
laura : god we are monsters, why do ppl want to procreate?
Florina : am desenat niste delfini care faceau reprezentatii cu pancarte in apa
laura : si eu
laura : cu niste poze
laura : :))
laura : la licitatii
laura : da,,cred ca am salvat..
laura : 0.354325423 %dintr-un delfin
Florina : :))
Florina : nici atat
laura : shall we end here yet another fruitfull polemic
Florina : :))
Florina : da, sa imi termin si eu readingul
laura : humans are digusting, avea dreptate syd
Florina : but yet so appealing
laura : pe tine inca te plac

cold, cold water

cainii din port,

anonimul 2008

coada pentru loc de cort in camping

late in the night only few remain

Dan si Roxana

Selfportrait with glasses and Dan

dirty feet

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so.. Flo left for a while, if you want to be my temporary best friend, send a cv.
required : curly hair, thick glasses, perverted sense of humor, abnormal fetish for lamb chops and fancy sneakers, a mobile that righs anime tunes, wobbly walk, yellow teeth, patience, charm and dialog abilities that fluctuate between states of extreme eloquence and horrendous incoherence. Must be groomed and fresh at all times.

eight months of solitude before the green utopia shall be restored ->

TRIP - în curând -

"Trip" 2008 http://www.tripthemovie.ro Regia: Florina Titz, Muzica: Silent Strike, Cu: Marian Adochitei, Lana Moscaliuc, Dragos Stefan, Dan Telehoi si Mirela Ungureanu.

Florina : squeakum sugar infected cookie! dupa cum sti,sau nu sti, maine am examen and i'm a bit...hmm...HORIFIED! ..nah. waddap with you? b'coz I'm bored I shall recite a most intriguing and beautifull poem : "As I farted the morning fart /Thinking of the gignerbeer rat /That stood on fat ass /Si a scuipat in mine cu seminte Cu cozi de seminte ou! voi seminte! seminte... " cum ti se pare? ma gandeam sa o trimit marelui scriitor Lazarescu de pe net p.S did I mention that Nichita Stanescu purta ADDidasi si fash verde?
Florina : ))))
Florina : you never changed that much
Florina : :))
laura : ah, al meu este?!..
Florina : old mails
Florina : Ladies AND Gentlemen.. THE RECORD OF TYPOS THIS MILLENIUM IS: IANCU LAURA From Eforie: to all in list: Florina dances like a decapitated kitchen ..aaaand she lickes windown with her toungue. even bus windows..or public toilet ones.. Here is the correct version just so you number the mistakes: to all in list: Florina dances like a decapitated CHICKEN ..and she LICKS WINDOWS with her TONGUE, even bus winwos..or public toilet ones....
laura : wtf...
laura :))
Florina : am trimis eu reply la un mail de-al tau
laura : foarte frumos de scriam
laura : am inceput bine
laura : cu maguleli
laura : i want a home of my own
laura : with norvegian wood on the floor
Florina: vino cu mine
Florina : la iowa
laura : and and and
Florina : i shall host you
laura : cand te intorci..o sa stiu japoneza si sa gatesc and..editing
Florina : yoshi
Florina :))
Florina : o sa fii o sotie perfecta
laura : o sa fiu la casa mea , cu melcii mei, cu hamsteru meu, cu pisica si catelu meu
laura : cu oalele si mileurile mele
Florina : ):)
laura : cu visele mele zbuciumate
Florina : )))
laura : ma duc sa ma spal pe fata, sa imi fac o cafea falsa si sa ma uit in gol
laura : de fapt citesc zenobia
laura : naum
laura : i can see why he is so apraised
Florina : eu am baga un escaflowne..fuck m-am uitat pe lista ta de anime..ai avansat monstruous
Florina : bai iar a luat un roman palme d'or
Florina : la scurte
laura : scoala koreana si romaneasca sunt in floare
Florina : Japanese scientists say they have used cutting-edge technology to create a noodle bowl so small it can be seen only through a microscope. Mechanical engineering professor Masayuki Nakao said Thursday he and his students at the University of Tokyo used a carbon-based material to produce a noodle bowl with a diameter 1/25,000 of an inch in a project aimed at developing nanotube-processing technology. 'We believe it's the world's smallest ramen bowl, with the smallest portion of noodles inside, though they're not edible,' Nakao said.
laura : :)):))
laura : jeez
laura : bored much profesor Masayuki?
laura : ana dei capeli rossi a, un mare di felicita..
laura : ma duc sa imi gatesc niste linte
laura : s sort of bean called "macarea saracului"
Florina : o stiu, o stiu
Florina : :))
laura : am gasit la sellgros
Florina: i love it...are la turkish
Florina : e ca pamantul
laura : ii
Florina : miaaam
laura : i like it:))
Florina : si eu :))
Florina sa vezi cum e la turkish..cu paine d-aia geni
Florina: tre sa mai mergem! duminica! te astept in gara inainte de film!
laura : nu vin la turkish
laura : gatesc eu
laura : dar nu oaie
laura : nu am intredere in "turcu"
laura : si in farfuriile alea interbelice
Florina : turcu!? si ieri am fost..ali nazik
Florina : si am lasat in farfurie..si mi-am adus aminte de dimineata si imi venea sa plang
laura : :))
Florina : erau cateva bucati de oaie proaspata cu vinete si usturoi
Florina : mmmmmm
laura : poor sheepy
laura : mezelurile iti dau cancer
Florina : MIAM SHEEPY!
laura : and ipods also
laura : and life is cancerous also
laura : imi fac un pui azi
laura piept
laura : cu sos fresh si framantat in tarate de grau
laura : picant
laura : si linte
laura : yoooshiiiy
laura : so depresed
Florina : bleak
Florina : vorbim de mancare
Florina : ca dobitoacele
Florina : in loc sa abordam secretele vietii!!!!!
laura :...